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Matouš is very intelligent and beautiful person. He is the alfa male and every girl likes him, even your mom. Matouš is very strong and he got massive heart for every girl. He is idol of every normal man. He is obsessed with Dota 2, he is still rank 1 on EU servers.
Normal Matouš's conversation :
Hey how are you today?

Yes.

What girl do you like?

I really like the girl that gave you birth.
Matouš by mommabanger November 22, 2021
A word to describe the vagina
Did Lindsey put that booger on you last night?

Go get that booger.
booger by Jake Vince Williams May 29, 2008

Something Smells like Remote Control Cars 

A smell that is like oil and/or something you can explain.
"Dood, something smells like remote control cars."

"Sir, I need to see your licence and- Oh my god, something smells like remote control cars in there."
The term used to denote a small gathering of men who need emotional support and want to express their feelings and emotions. Typically, this "hour" occurs after midnight, extending past 60 minutes and ending when the sunrises. Originating in Disney World, this practice has become a tradition that is spreading like a wildfire across the eastern seaboard, attracting many young men who are emo, providing them with the emotional support they need to make it through hard times.
"Hey bro, want to have an emohour tonight? I'm kind of depressed; Sally just dumped me and I'm feeling really emo."
"Sure bro, I'll call up the guys and we'll emo until the sunrises."
Emohour by DK11 August 4, 2007

Abortion 

Husband: My wife and i want an abortion
Doctor:Sure! *shoves hand in wife's uterus*
Wife:*moans*
Doctor: *Pulls out baby*
Doctor:*yeets out window* There you go!
Abortion by fartnut December 15, 2020

Dirty Lakyn 

Is a dumb as* b*tch who is called a hoe by many people and is often referred to as a whore.😊
Well would you look at that, she looks like a dirty lakyn

touch of the 'downs 

When one briefly suffers from slight retardation and lack of intelligence similar to downs syndrome. May also include a blank expression and an attraction to retarded shit like shiny metal.
-Braden was acting wierd today. He tried to masturbate with his left knee then stared at a urinal for 3 hours.
-Yeah I heard. He must have a touch of the 'downs.
touch of the 'downs by Sir Ty December 16, 2006
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