Definitions by mommabanger
Matouš
Matouš is very intelligent and beautiful person. He is the alfa male and every girl likes him, even your mom. Matouš is very strong and he got massive heart for every girl. He is idol of every normal man. He is obsessed with Dota 2, he is still rank 1 on EU servers.
Normal Matouš's conversation :
Hey how are you today?
Yes.
What girl do you like?
I really like the girl that gave you birth.
Hey how are you today?
Yes.
What girl do you like?
I really like the girl that gave you birth.
Matouš by mommabanger November 22, 2021
Matouš
Matouš is very intelligent person. He is very strong and massive. He is not a SIMP, girls are SIMPing him. He is giga-chad alfa male. He is secretly banging ur mommy every night. Matouš is every normal man idol.
Matouš by mommabanger November 22, 2021