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Urban Dictionary

Trolldoken 

1.a barrage of memes/troll phrases used in one sentence.
2.an ability if used at the correct time that will counter other trolls.
3.fuck your couch!
1."YOU MAD BRO"?
2"NO" "TROLLDOKEN"!!

1.""WTF"??
Trolldoken by Armored... May 22, 2011
Similar feeling to being assraped. To be forced to pay exhorbitant amounts of cash to be able to put gas in your car. Especially bad if you have to drive far to work in order to support your family or if you want to see relatives that live in another city/state/province, etc.
Dude #1: Hey, wanna go to the mall tonight?
Dude #2: No, I don't have any cash. I just got gasraped filling up my car so I can go to work tomorrow.

Kids: Daddy, daddy, lets go see grandma!!
Dad: No kids, we can't. See lives 100 miles away & I don't feel like getting gasraped at the pump.
gasrape by Gilbert Narley June 9, 2008
Loyal and understanding girl with a lot of patience
Friend: I'm gonna die. It's so update maddening
Avani: bro call when u wanna, I'm here for you
Avani by Holybrooke June 6, 2020

flesh pillows

A set of large breasts that you just want to play with all night and then wake up face down in the next morning.
After a hard night of drinking Chad woke up with his face buried in the flesh pillows of some random chick he met at the bar.
flesh pillows by deserthawk January 16, 2009

Azifitiz 

Acting as if something is already done for you or like something is already taken care of;
Speaking something in to existance.
I believe that my car is already fixed, but you havent seen it yet.
I'm going to say it, azifitiz already done.
I will go azifitiz expected of me to be there.
Azifitiz by Brady Rowe May 4, 2006
A gelatinous discharge from a dirty vagina.
"I was about to go down on her, but couldn't stand the sight, smell, and taste of all that slavic."
Slavic by Caliwhat November 3, 2011
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