i love her
i love her by muffinmoments December 13, 2016
Urban Dictionary
Joot Rod
A person with roller coaster like emotions, usually beginning with intense anger bursts followed by extreme joy as if someone flipped a switch. Excessive talking of the douche dialect. Commonly known to be of spanish origin.
A person who doesn't handle their alcohol well. Jackass induced behaviors after consuming a minimal amount of alcohol.
A person who doesn't handle their alcohol well. Jackass induced behaviors after consuming a minimal amount of alcohol.
Boss was so annoying today, he's such a Joot Rod.
That Joot Rod is rolling around on the floor again, how much did he have to drink?
He's looking a little lopsided in the scrot department, very Joot rod-like
That Joot Rod is rolling around on the floor again, how much did he have to drink?
He's looking a little lopsided in the scrot department, very Joot rod-like
Joot Rod by yeaisaidthat4 June 30, 2011
fistbomb
To "fistbomb" a group, is to turn the topic of discussion towards the sexual practice of "fisting", then to leave the group, while the discussion continues in an inescapable cycle that no-one wants to continue but no-one has the power to stop.
Jack: "which really ended their careers in 70's".
Andrew: "You know what started in the 70's, fisting. Before that the practice was highly unpopular and rarely document".
Ann: "What's fisting"
....
Andrew leaves, fistbombing run successful.
Andrew: "You know what started in the 70's, fisting. Before that the practice was highly unpopular and rarely document".
Ann: "What's fisting"
....
Andrew leaves, fistbombing run successful.
fistbomb by Brooklyn_Jazz May 20, 2009
Front Poop
Front Poop by LA Bear May 11, 2022
siempre
Yo SIEMPRE tengo que tomar apuntes en la clase de espanol.
Meaning: I ALWAYS have to take notes in spanish class.
Meaning: I ALWAYS have to take notes in spanish class.
siempre by AnonymousPoster January 7, 2008
hammerlin
Hammerlin is a beautiful person. Her eyes in blu and with a long blond hair. Her body are goals like swimmers. This girl is the most amazing person you can find, she is a keeper. You will love her the first time you meet her and undtil the last.
hammerlin by Pepsimax1234567 October 10, 2018
Teratopeirates
Literally, monster pirates. The worst kind of monsters and pirates imaginable. Entities such as you probably assumed exist only in your worst nightmares, and which are so evil and depraved that, in comparison to them, even Hitler seems like a peaceable and loving bloke. Fear teratopeirates like you have never feared anything else in life, because these monster pirates are coming for you and everyone/thing you love.
{ Terato- (Gk. stem of teras, "Monster") + -peirates (Gk. "Brigand, pirate") }
{ Terato- (Gk. stem of teras, "Monster") + -peirates (Gk. "Brigand, pirate") }
1.
Throughout the vast shadowy world of thalassic traditions and folk stories there are no beings so terrible, no figures so dreaded and abhorred, yet dight with such fearful fascination, as the teratopeirates, which are themselves neither simple monsters nor pirates, but yet which partake the dark natures, and possess the mysterious and terrible qualities of both.
2.
Seasoned human pirate: Arr, teratopeirates sighted! Say yer prayers maties, they be coming in fas- ARRRGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
3.
Satan: What's that, some teratopeirates just arrived?! Hell no can I deal with that level of evil chaotic insanity, for the love of Christ send them back the way they came!!
Throughout the vast shadowy world of thalassic traditions and folk stories there are no beings so terrible, no figures so dreaded and abhorred, yet dight with such fearful fascination, as the teratopeirates, which are themselves neither simple monsters nor pirates, but yet which partake the dark natures, and possess the mysterious and terrible qualities of both.
2.
Seasoned human pirate: Arr, teratopeirates sighted! Say yer prayers maties, they be coming in fas- ARRRGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
3.
Satan: What's that, some teratopeirates just arrived?! Hell no can I deal with that level of evil chaotic insanity, for the love of Christ send them back the way they came!!
Teratopeirates by Charlemagne1993 August 26, 2016