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Texting whore 

a dude who texts via cellphone twenty four seven no matter what he is doing, be it hanging out with friends or driving. A very very sad lonely person.
Normal Dude:"Hey man your driving you know that.."
Texting Whore:"HOLD ON IM TEXTING NIKKI"
Texting whore by veram May 1, 2008

Panician 

A person who is constantly or frequently in a state of panic due to their chronic procrastination, distraction, or anxiety.
I can't deal with having Dave on our trial team, everything from witness prep to coffee orders is an effing crisis -- the guy's a total panician.
Panician by FitofPeak2 February 23, 2025

Mongolians in the system 

-noun
1. Elite beings who Bel Air, Rickroll or Kenobi unsuspecting Christians.
2. Any who commit humorous acts of deception, esp. during broadcasts.
Anchor #1: "This email is from Billybob who writes 'My favorite passage is from Revelations 10:12 - Jesus the Savior. He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldronii, the savior came as a large and moving Torb. Then during...' "
Anchor #2(interrupts): "That's a phony email from Ghostbusters. You just got Vinz Clortho'd."
Anchor #1: "Gollydarn! There must be some Mongolians in the system!"
zaisha means she is a very crazy and beautiful girl, but sometimes she can be a bit sassy and show a lot of attutide and she can also be a bitch and most of the time people are like she is known by the bbg =big batty girl and she is an amazing friend. She also is great with advice and she sometimes knows what to say. And she is very protective of here friends.
"Wow Zaisha got a big batty and she is peng".
Zaisha by zaisha12 November 27, 2018
hey, could you get me a lgbt while you’re out?
LGBT by Wompitywompwomp July 29, 2018

wuestion 

When your left thumb is *just* out of reach from the Q-key on your keyboard.
1: I have a wuestion
2: don’t you mean “question”?
1: yes smartass what the hell did you think I meant, fucjer?
wuestion by jeeebo August 30, 2023
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