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bassoon player 

Gods blessed section of humankind graced with the knowledge of the bassoon. Tend to be clueless and nutty, but ingenious people. Fellow band kids will often warn others not to mention music around them, as they will either complain about their lack of solos, the fact that they are the backbone of the band, that the one time there's more than one bassoon part and they don't get first, and their plan to overthrow first chair and secretly find a way to have influence over all band directors and student leadership.
That bassoon player is enjoying his 2 measure solo WAY too much.

That first chair bassoon player is pretty weird and sometimes psychotic.
A word for a black man that played football and killed his wife. He now resides in Florida.
Oj by 1234manzs October 4, 2019

beer cataracts 

An extreme variant of the condition beer goggles, where massive alcohol consumption leads to a male completely losing his ability to sense female repugnancy.
Did you see that rotter that Mark was talking to?

Yeah, nasty case of beer goggles there.

More like beer cataracts, she had a beard growing out of her arse.
beer cataracts by ws January 19, 2004

Macedonian

The coolest person on Earth. They are extremely kind, positive, happy, great dancers and singers, hospitable, considered the best nation in the Balkans and arguably the most favorite of all. Everyone acts like they hate a Macedonian, but in reality, they actually love them so much. Macedonians are so cute and gentle, you can't help but love them. They are literally like anime girls in real life. And Macedonian girls are extremely BEAUTIFUL! Just don't say that they don't exist as a nation (they exist!) because you will break the Macedonians' heart. They are sooooo chill. Like, I don't understand how can anyone hate a Macedonian lol. Conclusion, Macedonians are amazing people! You should consider yourself lucky if you have a Macedonian by your side!
- "Yo, this guy is so positive and happy. He radiates positivity"
- "Obviously, because he's a Macedonian"
Macedonian by SonOfMacedonia December 15, 2022

the cape 

A stupid bitch that always gets in the way, ruining your plans. The cape always tags along and will whine the entire time.
Dude the cape got us so bad.
the cape by anticape May 21, 2007
A stupid idea made by someone with very childish ideas
lzp by Sausage Master January 6, 2003
a bitch who likes to be called hot mamma
"Hello Kamryan!"
"Who is Kamryan?"
"You..."
"NO BITCH, I AM HOT MAMMA!"
kamryan by potatoes are great November 24, 2014
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