I read this crap and it makes me sick! You should have been HONEST. You cost me someone I loved like my own sister. She's irreplaceable

The immediate and overwhelming desire for sexual activity some males experience after inhaling crack cocaine.

a.k.a. Slimy; Literally the best person ever

The phrase called "Average Mitski Listener" means that average Mitski listeners that ranging from age of 10-20 (Kids also listens to Mitski, but I don't blame them) are mentally unstable minors/teenagers that haven't touched grass after the pandemic called COVID-19. Average Mitski listeners are capable of listening to Mitski for 100 hours while hysterically crying. Average Mitski listeners are also capable of Isaac Newton's mental state.

His a Godly man who fears God. His always speaking about Godly kingdom message.

Pen name of a somewhat well known "writer" of professional wrestling online. Canadian Bacon likens himself an "insider", even though it's fairly obvious he doesn't know what he's talking about. It is not known if Bacon is really as stupid as he seems, or just pretending to pull over a gag. Bacon is also obsessed with his home province of Saskatchewan, sticking his fingers in things, and talking about his testicles. He is generally despised.