Sarah My Wife

The wonderful elusive beauty I have been fated to love forever regardless of the pain and torture my heart must endure.
Sarah: I gotta run over to Macks for a little bit. I forgot a sock I think.

Mark: Ok, see you when you get back.
Sarah: Grubs on his way here now to give me a ride.

Mark: I hate you God but thank you for Sarah my wife.
by mr.squanky June 10, 2011
Get the Sarah My Wife mug.

Boyciferous

The immediate and overwhelming desire for sexual activity some males experience after inhaling crack cocaine.
Joe: <cough cough>..... Hey everyone, how about us three, the neighbor, the mailman, and one of the neighbors great danes get naked and do some dp!

Kelli: Oh my Gawd.... Joe, stop masturbating. You'll make me vomit.
Juli: Chill out Kelli, Joes just boyciferous.
by mr.squanky June 10, 2011
Get the Boyciferous mug.