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Urban Dictionary

pajamify 

Pronunciation: Pa-jam-if-eye
Origin: Slang word found amongst the retail community, once coined in the year 2007

Meaning: Refers to some hot piece of ass's style that we clearly have not caught onto yet... Often the lazy co-worker who claims "my pants aren't clean" like a small dragon has raided their closet and eaten all the decent clothing they own... that girl" who wears terry cloth pajama pants to work (not just on Tuesdays, but every day of the week), again claiming they have nothing to wear... To "pajamify" yourself is ideally to give jack shit about your wardrobe and walk around in your pajama attire ALL the time...
Antonyms: a high maintenance chick, someone who cares, or someone who doesn't feel a personal bond with the wolf pack
Alternatives: sweat pants, yoga pants, half of a velour jumpsuit, wolf-pack tees, or GOD BLESS AMERICA
"You can't wear jeans to work, or pajamas for that matter... seriously if "Senor PP walks in here and sees that"

"Go home and pajamify yourself before you walk in here"

"GOD BLESS AMERICA"

"Do i smell SEX!?"
pajamify by A shirt December 26, 2007

living fossil 

def 1 : someone who has failed so much in their high school that all the students of their batch has completed studies and yet they r still studying

def 2: oldest students n campus
example : girl : eewoo!!! who is he ...he looks too old to be a student

boy : oh yeah hes a living fossil
living fossil by cindmon April 1, 2010
An annoying childish idiot who continually bothers people at their place of work, with silly inane comments and a girlish laugh, and will not leave you alone until you leave said place of work. Notable for inappropriate bouts of laughter, and use of marigolds to help himself use the toilet.
Person: (Working quietly)
Arajit: (Girlish laugh followed by inane comment disturbing person).
Person: "Leave me alone"
arajit by Arajit Hater November 30, 2006

vanilla merry-go-round 

when 5 or more people are arranged in a circle, the first person ejaculates into the second's mouth, who then ejaculates into the third's mouth and spits the first person's cum into the third person's mouth, and so on. This is repeated until the quantity of ejaculate is such that it is impossible to fit any more in one's mouth.
After an engaging dinner party, resplendent in fine cuisine and witty banter, Rex and Judy invited their guests to partake in a vanilla merry-go-round. The evening was a success!

internet diva 

noun. A woman of ill repute that claims to look like beyonce or other period correct celebrity whose actual proportions mirror those of a whale. An internet diva's only true talent is duping lonely boys on the internet into e-relationships.
Using low resolution, over-exposed, and off-angle pictures are the hallmark of an internet diva in training.
internet diva by chunky October 1, 2007

Extra Smedium 

The American equivalent clothing size of a Japanese women's medium
The Extra Smedium jacket looked hella tiny on Daniel.
Extra Smedium by Mack Dongles January 24, 2020
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