A abbreviation for Gym, Tan, and Laundry. It comes from the show "Jersey Shore" on MTV. In order to apparently stay in proper "Guido" form, these actions must be practiced daily.
Mike: You need to G.T.L daily to keep up with the Jersey standards.
Pauly: OH YEAH!
(kwank) A title given to an individual given their particular actions or appearance; one is a Quank after committing acts of ignorance, stupidity, or other simple miscalculations. Quanked (kwankt) When an individual is set up to encounter misfortune by another individual.
-"Hey I left my bag on the bus again" "your a big quank"
-"Hey my laptop got stolen from the change room!!" yehp you got quanked pretty good"