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Matt is a dick because he doesnt know what KISMIF is
kismif by Jush June 1, 2006
laughing out loud and choking on granola.
"If i asked some of these people for .03 they would shoot me."

" LOLACOG"
LOLACOG by Martin Kearns June 5, 2018
A girl who is like one of the guys, a really good friend rather than of romantic interest.
Guy 1-Dude, you should totally hit that Becky chick!
Guy 2- No way man she's just my toe bro!
Toe Bro- What up dudes!
Guy 1&2- Yo
Toe Bro by JMASSTA37 August 24, 2008

western family cracker 

Often refers to white people who wear wal-mart shoes, or show other signs of noticeable poverty. "Western Family" refers to a company that sells cheaper products (Including crackers) at grocery stores.
"You're such a western family cracker."

"Tell that to the ugly, two-cent hooker you like to visit all the time."

Grim Ripper 

A fart so massive, it exceeds the boundaries of a normal ripper and gain the title of 'grim ripper'
Farter: FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAART
Guy: Dude, that was the biggest fart ever. You just let out the grim ripper
When you Smexy Asian booty momma eats them noodles!
Puipo do be hot tho with them noodles
puipo by Barb Jimmy September 6, 2020
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