BlazeDaSavageYT
BlazeDaSavageYT by BlazeDaSavageYT May 10, 2018
Urban Dictionary
ejaculectomy
A sexual encounter (or series thereof) so profoundly intense that one is left completely drained and totally disabled sexually for a significant period of time. One must "recover" from an ejaculectomy in much the same way as one would "recover" from a surgical procedure.
"She performed an ejaculectomy on me last Saturday night, after which I spent 2 days in the ICU. I'm just starting to eat solid foods again."
"Marla has been performing ejaculectomies since she was 18, and is a Fellow in the American College of Ejaculectomy"
"I desperately need an ejaculectomy, but I'm having trouble finding a provider who'll accept my insurance."
"I got an ejaculectomy my first night in Cancun, and spent the next 2 days laying by the pool and not even looking at any of the girls in their bikinis."
"Marla has been performing ejaculectomies since she was 18, and is a Fellow in the American College of Ejaculectomy"
"I desperately need an ejaculectomy, but I'm having trouble finding a provider who'll accept my insurance."
"I got an ejaculectomy my first night in Cancun, and spent the next 2 days laying by the pool and not even looking at any of the girls in their bikinis."
ejaculectomy by Trippstadt September 21, 2009
Crick
To Crick something (usually used with the pronoun it). The utmost fun with sick cunts. When the mad-cunt scale gets to such a height it becomes sick. Also can be used when bouncers are bowled to dumb cunts/mad cunts not wearing a helmet
Crick by Mounters man March 18, 2019
pocket boogie
Hey, have you seen my I phone? Yea, it's now a pocket boogie along with that drunk wad of dollar bills I found in your pocket.
pocket boogie by Mimi Pat December 11, 2009