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Marijuana Addiction 

A physical and psychological dependence on marijuana. There is a large debate on whether this exists. While marijuana is not naturally addictive nor contains ingredients which make it addictive like nicotine, it is possible to become dependent on marijuana to get you through a regular day. It may also become a daily task that you cannot live without doing. You can become addicted to anything. It may not be as severe and addiction as other things such as crack, tobacco and alcohol, but it still exists.
Rick: "Hold on man. I need to take a hit of my blunt."

Bob: "Man you need to 'take a hit' 5 times a day, every day. I think you might be a victim of Marijuana Addiction."

Rick: "Shut up stupid! You can't get addicted to weed."

Bob: "Just because marijuana doesn't have nicotine doesn't mean you can't get addicted to it."

Rick: "Oh. Well, I'm still going to take a hit."
Marijuana Addiction by bshort31092 September 7, 2011

days dead 

days dead means like the day hasn’t been fun at all.
person1: omg days dead
person2: i know right like nothing interesting happened!
days dead by sicilianpaprika September 23, 2021

kebab thigh 

A medical condition suffered by overweight (Chavettes)/(Miwfs) where their thighs start to resemble the old English delicacy (Donar Kebab) usually caused by eating too many of them they are normally found adorned in (lycra leggings) and seen on TV show's like (You Are What You Eat).
(Tracy's) fag shot from her gob and she let out an expletive, it was due to the static shock she recieved from her kebab thighs rubbing together.
kebab thigh by Rob St Evenage March 5, 2008

pittsnogled 

when WVU center Kevin Pittsnogle is getting oral and he "ejaculates" all over the giver's face
WVU center Kevin Pittsnogle "you been pittsnogled bitch!"
pittsnogled by gj April 19, 2005

slapperchief 

Another, more prestigious word for slutrag used by upper class sluts.
"hey chantelle can i use your slutrag?"

"its actually a slapperchief thanks amanda, that was so demeaning, im not just any old slut you know, im a cremorne slut, a mosman slag and a north shore whorebag!"
slapperchief by storkman February 28, 2008

Happy Octopus

A sexual act where you rapidly insert three fingers into an anus or vagina.

When regarding gay sex a Happy Octopus is where you rapidly insert three fingers into an anus to stimulate a prostate.
“Sometimes I like to give a Happy Octopus to my FWB.”

“This girl gave me a Happy Octopus and it was the craziest thing I’ve ever experienced.”
Happy Octopus by Ghost Jones January 10, 2024
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