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white girls in yoga pants having sex with the air
or
black girls in 2 sizes too small shorts having sex with the wall.
Is yo ass tired because you've been twerking in my mind allllll day.
twerk by Mercedes1498 May 2, 2013
El Wiwi otherwise known as el cock.
You’re a El Wiwi
El wiwi by PaxFox May 9, 2021

Blue Waffle'd

To be shown the blue waffle without knowing you are about to see it. Usually resulting in gagging, puking, running away.
Dude 1:I got blue waffle'd yesterday on chat roulette.
Dude 2:Omg man what did you do?
Dude 1:Puked on my laptop and ran out the door.
Blue Waffle'd by KOsuckscaoHOE April 11, 2010

Ass Daddy 

An insult or jab to be used toward a friend while in a debate. The meaning is ambiguous due to the juxtaposition of the words ass and daddy which seem to have little connection. Therein lies the point - to confuse and fluster the insultee causing hesitation, a break in concentration hopefully leading to a loss of, or general end to, the debate. Most effective when several friends are having a go at one stubborn or egotistic buddy.
Friend 1: This camp is not that important, you don't need to inflate your position as a councilor to the point everyone hates you. Stop budding in on everything like you run the place.
Friend 2: This camp is extremely important for development and it is critical that everything is managed properly and by the book
Friend 1, 3 and 4: Ass Daddy
Friend 2: *silence*
Ass Daddy by takasb January 13, 2017

Soup Diet 

Where you want to beat someone's ass so bad the only thing they will be able to eat is soup
I hate her so much I swear I'm gonna put her on a soup diet.
Soup Diet by halfoz13 April 17, 2017

April 23rd 

Punch your tall friends day!
Short friend: punch* tall friend: What was that for??! Short friend : it's April 23rd :D
April 23rd by Usairbeaer October 1, 2021
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