"I was going to wrap Christmas presents in licorice and cellophane this year but until I buy a new choblaster I just won't have enough fermented cabbage liquid in my lower intestine."
When somebody covers their hand in syrup and then fingers somebody else’s ass with the syrup. A commonthing to do afterwards is to have the person fart out the maple syrup on pancakes.
Gay Hairy Nipples. A homosexual exibiting an excessive amount of cilia about the areola. Whose lackluster hygiene evokes feelings of nausea and repulsion in the female gender.