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Gum Band 

Use a gum band to hold the straws together.
Gum Band by Lindsay Lou September 15, 2010

cock polisher

A person who finds great joys in A.touching in the pinis area B. likes their cock.
That man over there is a cock polisher, look at his shoes.
cock polisher by Mike December 30, 2003
Short for "nominated". Commonly used in online Big Brother games to signify that one is up for elimination that round.
Ryan: It looks like I'm nommed for 9th. Everyone please save me I don't want to go home this early!

Andrew: At least you made jury!
nommed by RyJam June 7, 2016
typically a name of a extremly cute and handsome man with enormous,red,pulsating,veiny,thick,10 inch horse cock. it makes every walk nightmare for him. he has to wrap it around his waist when putting on his underwear. plus the impact it has on his spine. poor guy...
WRONG HOLE VOIN !!
voin by Easton Gale November 22, 2021

Valentine's Day 

The worst fucking holiday ever if you are forever alone. You usually sit in the darkest corner of your room consuming cookies and crying as your friends text you about what a boy did for them. It is especially terrible if you have to go to school. Everyone is being asked out, getting valentines (or candy grams) and you are just sitting there buying yourself a lollypop to look like someone gives a fuck about you. Then you go home and commit deathpacito until you are yeeted to death.
Stupid-ass-bitch: Oh my God! I'm going to loose my virginity on valentine's day!
Lonely-person:Go commit deathpacito
Valentine's Day by lonely-blond-boy February 10, 2019
The phenomenon of a white male's genitalia being more darkly pigmented than the remainder of his body. As in black-penis, or benis.
Dude #1: Why can't Justin ever keep a girlfriend?
Dude #2: Not sure man, but I've heard he's got a benis.
Benis by Go Hogs! July 27, 2009