baffon

similar to baffoon, but only used by people who are prone to typos/silly mistakes and aren't very good at spelling

Vikram is such a baffon since he keeps typing the word baffon!

baffon by starvinarvind October 31, 2009

hairy lobster

A sexual position that involves two guys and a girl. The girl leans back and one guy eats her out while the other guy gets a blowjob from the girl.

Girl 1 - "So what did you do last night?"
Girl 2 - "Oh I had Seth and Shaun over and we did the hairy lobster!"

hairy lobster by Malleable February 9, 2008

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february 5

a day to specifically celebrate crackhead energy bitches

"my birthday's February 5!"
"oh. so u a crackhead bitch?"

february 5 by fentywhore October 15, 2019

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justaf3llow_person

•Future alcoholic
•Amazing person
•a person that likes manga

justaf3llow_person is my favorite tiktoker!

justaf3llow_person should be my mutual already

justaf3llow_person by Ratdumpsterfire August 4, 2021

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Darksican

A dark mexican who keeps saying he's black when he's obviously not

Jose: just cuz I'm black?
Me: you're a darksican

Darksican by Meyoufag! March 26, 2013

Smike

A derogatory term to describe a tall poor white gorky skinny male. The origins come from the popular 19th century Charles Dickens novel Nicholas Nickelby.

That boy is some smike. Look at how bruck down his clothes are.

Smike by fatuma and kafiya December 7, 2003

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song bird

when a man sits on another man's lap and sings to him to help ease that man's constipation.

i thought i would never shit again. but, demarko gave me a song bird, and everything was right as rain.

song bird by MILKFIXER April 21, 2015

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