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Imaginary womanizer 

The kind of guy that in his mind is a womanizer, though you never actually see him with anybody.
They brought the imaginary womanizer a blow up doll to sit with at the restaurant thinking that he wanted to know that he wasn't alone.
cute baby - combination of little and baby
Daddy's cute biddle
biddle by Lee October 1, 2003

Hidden Vagenda 

(noun)
A secret or semi-secret plan or set of intentions created by a female human being. Said plan must directly involve her vagina in some way.

The hidden vagenda is most often encountered in the form of a female attempting to seduce someone she is romantically attracted to.

It can also refer to any type of secret plan a female or females are executing based solely on the fact that the plan is secret and involving only females.
Kayla: I need to figure out a way to get his attention.

Jessica: okay why don't you dress up all hot and I'll dress down and we could go eat at his restaurant.

Kayla: yes that's perfect! Thank u so much babes!

Jessica: yay it'll be fun! Our little hidden vagenda.

Kayla: lol weirdo
Hidden Vagenda by robot.palmtree August 13, 2024

Snapstalker 

The person on snapchat who religiously follows your story but doesn't ever message or speak to you.
He keeps watching my story, but hasn't texted me in three weeks. Goddamn snapstalker.
Snapstalker by Canwejustnot June 1, 2016

racialist 

A word Ali G uses meaning "racist."

Also links to his word "racialism."
"Couldn't it be argued that slavery is a bit racialist?"
racialist by aminoacid June 22, 2006

Massapequa 

Consists of 2 main areas, south and north of Merrik road. South of merrick road is soccer moms and the most entitled people ever. North is ok but looks like Detroit compared to the south. Also strangely republican for being in a blue state. One side you can be on a boat in your mansion, the other one you can be getting shanked by a crackhead. Obnoxious people like to rant about all American because, “ I’ve been coming here for 69,0000,00000 years and I travel from China just to come here.”
Dude I just got ran over by a Massapequa mom in a new Escalade, who the hell gave her a license?
Massapequa by Dale Earnhardt #3 December 3, 2024
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