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Smugs (Located in Arcata California) is the greatest pizza place in the world. Millions of people flock to Arcata each year to buy (among other things) the unstoppable force that is Smugs Pizza. It has been a topic of some examination as to what makes Smug's pizza so, damn, good. The only explanation: Magic.
Some have debated that Smug's neighboor Arcata Pizza and Deli (APD) is equal to or better than Smug's...they'll pay...they'll all PAY!!!
Genesis 4:20-"And so the lord, feeling so sorry for Adam for having to put up with Eve, granted him a heaven on Earth known as Smug's pizza."
Smug by Caractacus Potts May 31, 2009

donkey dust 

Donkey dust is slang for ketamine, a widely used medical dissociative anesthetic with a major recreational black market. Ketamine users are also known as "zombies" or "ketapillars" because after hoovering too many rails, they lose the ability to walk on two feet, resorting to quadrupedal perambulation.

In the mythical stages of ketamine intoxication, the donkey phase precedes the ketapillar, and the ketapillar phase precedes the legendary k hole.

ORIGIN from modern English donkey (slang for "doofus") + dust.

Etymological note. Donkeys travel on all fours, they are known to be stupid, and their nostrils are enormous. "Wonky" is slang for ketamine, and it rhymes with "donkey." Although ketamine is commonly used as a human anesthetic, urban legend labels it a horse tranquilizer, and horses are just one step removed from donkeys. "Horse" is also slang for "heroin," a much nastier anesthetic of abuse. None of this is coincidence.
After just 280 milligrams of insufflated donkey dust, Arctor staggered about on all fours like a drunken burro.

Donkeying is not pretty, but it's hilarious to behold.
donkey dust by rainbow coma June 3, 2010

bestemmiare

Italian meditative practice consisting in channeling out one's anger through the shouting of colourful interjections associating the name of God and his relatives with the most creative nouns (porco dio and dio cane are good, time-tested examples). This interjections are called bestemmia.

The art was first mastered by the italian journalist Germano Mosconi.

Nowadays in Italy the practice is so common that any bestemmia can be even used as an exlamation of surprise, fear, disappointment, etcetera, varying the tone of the voice accordingly.
Examples of bestemmiare:

Ma cos'è sto telefono porco dio!
(This phone is getting on my nerves!)

Ho pagato e nun me fanno entrà! Porcaddio porco!
(I paid and they won't let me in! Goddammit!)

Dio cane che culo c'ha quella!
(That chick's got a nice booty!)
bestemmiare by nuvoloso April 17, 2020

Pressure fuck 

Emotional or psychological pressure to have sexual intercourse with another person.
Lisa was forced to pressure fuck Peter as she had not bought him a birthday gift.
Pressure fuck by Badbrit January 10, 2018

Dot-nose 

Originally from the Sarah Silverman program. Said when something is so obvious that it's right in front of them but they still won't get it... Derived from when Steve had a dot on his nose and he didn't notice it
You have a dot on your nose. You cant get any more dot-nose than that!
Dot-nose by Anonymous234525663 December 17, 2008

Dickless dildo 

A dildo with nothing but balls
I bought a dickless dildo by an accident, now i really have no dick
Dickless dildo by anonymous November 9, 2022
Tucker is junk
Junk by paw patrols on a roll March 5, 2020
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