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Taxes, the ethereal costs of a good, in this example describe the natural annoyances involved when attempting to have hook up with/get with/fuck/merc/taste the pink/sink a brown a girl/guy. Taxes, as always, are negative and show one's dislike of the molestation involved.
"Chantel is mad fly son! but her bro is a tank; no way I'm paying that tax"

"I'd pay taxes for that ass, no doubt no question! Yo mami"
taxes by Dustin Hoffman, July 25, 2009

Ryan Marx 

Some curly haired chicken fucker who is on the spectrum. Often has no patience and his first reaction to everything is anger even if his mum bought him a car... angry. Also Daddies money. Most likely dates the dead carcass of a bulldog that can be plotted in cylindrical coordinates. Jerks off to anime and attempts to suck his own dick at least once a month.
Wow this Stromboli is being a real Ryan Marx
Ryan Marx by Chrissssssssssssssyah October 25, 2018

FratX Night 

FratX Night is an event that the guys in my pod (6) hold once a month, where we all watch a FraternityX porn video and do whatever the guys in the vid are doing.
We had a FratX Night last weekend, but the other cadets always want to make me the "center of attention" -- they take turns spit-roasting me and make me swallow all their cum!
FratX Night by USAF Cadet August 14, 2021

nowhorious 

notorious for frequently openly soliciting prostitutes
Andy green was very nowhorious
nowhorious by nowhorious June 27, 2017
A sponge is someone with no distinct personality who just mimics whatever friend group or significant other they have at the time.
Billy is such a sponge, I thought he was country and now all the sudden he’s “always been goth” since he started dating that emo chick.
Sponge by skinny cracker November 27, 2022
It's the product of 6 x 6 x 6. A person who has this number tattooed on their person has identified themselves as an agent of change and rejects the status quo that has been set forth by religion.
Don't hang out with that guy, he got that 216 tattoo'd on his arm.
216 by Leon Figski August 24, 2009
I request contact

For all you "n00bs," it's just a chatroom but 1337ers don't admit this because it makes them feel like less of a loser. It's a dumbass waste of time chatroom where people can pretend be something they're not bitching about politics all the while thinking that their opinions matter. People who use this usually lack personality so they don't leave their house. Also a really bad way to waste time.
After I caught my friend using IRC, I instantly bodyslammed him through the staircase.
irc by cunt May 16, 2006
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