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Urban Dictionary

A kanak is a guy who's not only is cultured, but also forces everyone else to go according to it. He's bossy, mean and partial to the ones in his possy. His jokes are as rotten as the banana you left in your school bag during the summer vacations. He's got a three inch destroyer which can destroy even obsidian.
You: Sir I got 39.9 / 40 on this exam.
Kanak: This is naat the way my dear. Tell yaar parents to kaal me. And please infaarm them about the december fee beta.
You: Sir but i dont go for tuitions
Kanak: Shtupid fello whaat is this I will kaal yaar parents beta.
Kanak by JoeGamer696969 April 10, 2022
" hey man get a better audio, u sound very curnchy rn"
curnchy by Thatonequietkidinclass February 27, 2021
This man is wanted across all 7 contients, he likes touching kids of the ages 13 and lower, if you ever see this man in your area, please hide and dial your local police force.
"Hey remind me again, how old is your brother again?"
"10, why?"
"Make sure he doesn't get nowhere near hung."
Hung by Milkinsideabag November 15, 2023
some random shithead whos vietnamese and retarded that retained 1 year cuz she a foreigner cuz she no ball
oh look its katie from last year.
Katie by ah shit look whos here September 10, 2019
In music production scene, punch means recording new track to overwrite the old track
The notorious disasters on music industry:
1. Track Punch (by Punching, artist don't need no preparations since they can overwrite the track)
2. Pitch correction (Melodyne, Autotune, etc.)
3. Loudness warfare
4. Virtual Instruments/Synths/whatnot
punch by Sir. B April 21, 2022
(noun)1) A made-up alcoholic drink served when one is compleatly wasted.
(noun)2) a male you're directly related to. A brother.
1) "I think I'm gonna need a bruffer."
2) "Awwwww." Said his sissy. "Is bruffer not home yet?"
bruffer by vampyrelulu November 28, 2007

surprise cock 

In a porn, the male actors who show up out of nowhere midway through the video.
I was watching a porno where these two chicks make out and have sex for 20 minutes when the surprise cock showed up and then it was suddenly all about the guys.
surprise cock by Eric Ha March 30, 2015
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