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Lesbian mile 

A lesbian mile is a longer distance than a regular mile. Lesbians often date people from other towns, and their radius of dating maybe wider than that of a straight person.
You’re so cool, but you live so far away... 50miles isn’t that far in lesbian miles babe, don’t worry, we’ll work it out.
Lesbian mile by Weenafile September 2, 2019

Tickle-shits 

What someone has when they crap their pants while subsequently being tickled.
Don't tickle me! I have a horrible case of the tickle-shits.
Tickle-shits by leppy8907 September 20, 2012

itsyaboifjurn 

Only the best of the best streamers on twitch, only the best of the best without any streams. There is no one that can compete.
"Will itsyaboifjurn do his first livestream soon?"
"No, of course not, then the meme will be over!!"
itsyaboifjurn by itsyaboifjurn January 28, 2017
Walking god. Hottest man on earth. The one and only; CPG!
Omg it’s CPG”
“Aughhugh Aghughg”
CPG by CSbuilds June 3, 2022

Free-to-User 

Noun.

1) Participates in 'free-use' roleplaying - involving sex; ~ Willingly allows their partner(s) to perform sex-acts to them, without prior permission or warning needed.

2) Someone who allows the engagement of sexually activity with anyone who makes an attempt at them - typically doing so without acknowledging it or even acting as if it's not happening.

Synonym to a(n): 'Free-User' - 'Free-Usee' - 'Human Gloryhole' - 'Freebie' - 'Pass-Around' - 'Turnstyle'
"If strippers were also free-to-users I'd definitely be more willing to pay for the full hour!" ~ Man at a strip club.

"I just got felt up so hard by a cute guy at the club, he went right up my skirt before saying 'hi' and I nearly came right into his hand - I don't know how he knew I was a Free-to-User? Hmm.." ~ Woman without a proper understanding of the lines between roleplay and molestation.
Free-to-User by Babe-Ruthless September 30, 2022

Exactago 

An exact amount of time ago. This long ago exactly.
I first met your mother twenty years, three months, one week and nine minutes exactago.
Exactago by Sodsta August 24, 2009
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