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Alison is a girl with morals and is a great remodel. She's the girl that your parents can safely say they're glad you found. She sometimes keeps to herself and sticks to her own good judgement because she doesn't want to get hurt. She shares her joy and kindness to the world but hides her tears. She's the kind of girl that makes you feel good about yourself and never brings anyone down. She's nice to everyone and makes your heart skip a beat when you see her. Her kisses always bring you happiness regardless of how your feeling. She's someone who your constantly thinking about and brings a smile to your face just by the thought of her. She's absolutely beautiful in every way. If you manage to be her man your a very lucky guy. Get to know her she brings out the best in everyone and always has a helping hand. Usually has only a few close friends although she's sweet and respects everyone she's afraid to get overly involved and can have trust issues.
Guy 1 : "I'm so ticked off right now, I wish I had someone to talk to and truly love that I can trust."

Guy # 2: "It seems to me like you need to find an Alison."
Alison by MaxxxD October 4, 2011
A woman who is always wanting to do better and bring others with her. everything she touches becomes some type of trend for others to explore and enjoy. She has great taste for the arts and could easily influence you into taking up a new job, trade, or some other form of self improvement. She is always growing in spirit and smiling in love. Just to experience her presence is surely a breath of fresh air and a sight for sore eyes!
I love you Kapri.
You are my best friend Kapri.
I smile every time I see you Kapri!
Kapri by The Kapri January 4, 2024
i need some aid
aid by Golferbc September 25, 2019

Capsolutly 

Opposite of Absolutely, Capsolutly
Cap+Absolutely= Capsolutly
I just ran 3000 miles

A: „That is Capsolutly true
B: „I know, right!“
Capsolutly by midilol April 21, 2021

Ignoritch 

All three words in one: ignorant rich bitch
- not literally of course

- if one is rich, they are not inherently an ignoritch

The formal academic definition: a negative externality
“Bro chill you’re being an ignoritch”

“Monsanto is a great example of a macro ignoritch entity”
Ignoritch by Britawaterfilter August 22, 2025
Nada who’s known as the prettiest girl my eyes have seen asked me that she doesn’t like that this emoji 💀means ‘Someone that's dying of laughter’ and want it to be just ‘dead’ so I’m asking the bored of this app to add what Nada want or Im gonna not use this app anymore
A: What happen to Rayan?
B: She’s 💀
💀 by Faris1996 April 10, 2022

scaramucci 

the fluids or solids resulting from one's inability to control bowel movements; stool (feces) which has leaked unexpectedly from the rectum. Scaramucci can range from being an accidental or occasional leakage of stool while passing gas, to a full-blown loss of bowel control.
Scott was upset by the decision, that it literally dislodged the scaramucci from him while we were all sitting in the conference room.

I thought it was a fart, but it was a scaramucci.
scaramucci by Fred Ghurkin July 23, 2017
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