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hurt life 

In parts of southeast Michigan..Hurt or hurt life (more extreme form of hurt) is used to describe somthing that is generally displeasing.
" I wish I never took this class..it hurts life"

" Yo stop farting in my car..wow you guys hurt life"
hurt life by dearborn1 February 17, 2005

Boston Tea Party 

a sexual act originating in Britain. The act involves masturbating while taking a shit, stopping mid push and using the turd as a dildo. Origin is attributed to the fact that the Boston Tea Party in Britains eyes was trouble makers in the colonies "stirring the shit"
" The Warder loves a boston tea party" "I've been eating lots of fibre lately, i'm gonna have a great boston tea party later"
Boston Tea Party by yergirl May 5, 2010

Beta Orbiter 

A beta male who stays within a close proximity of a female or females in hopes of eventually getting lucky. The Beta Orbiter's tactic is to befriend a female, and proceed give her constant attention via text message or in social gatherings. She keeps them in the friend zone, but a beta orbiter falsely believes he is making progress. He may often trash talk other man she tries to date, claiming that she "deserves better".

Beta Orbiters or men who are cucked up, find themselves befriending women who most likely have daddy issues.
"I know she look fire bro, but you don't want none of that, she surrounds herself with Beta Orbiters at every party. "
Beta Orbiter by straightupdrunk July 28, 2022

catch me outside how bow dat 

it means to step outside and do your business (kick someones ass)
bruh one: "bruh you one nasty ass fool"
bruh two: "catch me outside how bow dat?"
Luxray is an electric-type pokemon introduced in generation 4 that evolves from Luxio which also evolves from Shinx, and it's the final form of it.
Artyom: What's your favorite pokemon?
Matvey: Luxray to be sure.
Artyom: Cool, mine is too.
Luxray by Magestick April 9, 2021
Can I jerk off in front of you.
He was so loopy he asked if he could jerk off in front of her.
Loopy by Joakers99 October 12, 2018
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