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Cross Fucked 

Digitally speaking when a computer program is "fucking up your shit" but specifically when two items of your digital work, projects or programs are exactly switched making both of the technical items absolutely wrong. A simple glitch making your digital needs unattainable for the moment. Usually remedied by closing the offending programs and/or restarting the program.
When you have two Facebook accounts, one for work and one for pleasure and when you open Facebook and it shows your inbox from one account and your friends list from the other account. My Facebook account is so whack, it's cross fucked.
Cross Fucked by Facebook Rogue November 16, 2009

Human engraving

Human engraving is a term used to talk about self harm in a non explicit way
Arnault : I’m a real human engraving adept !
Here Arnault is in depression and suicidal
Human engraving by Rimbault November 27, 2021
you are such an instigator, daftary!!!!!!!
daftary by yeahhhhhhhhhhhh April 6, 2009
Somebody that basically spends their entire day getting very stoned, smoking the dopes.
David is always stones, he is the ultimate pothead
Pothead by HeadlessInsanity April 22, 2009

hoofenbowler

1. one who slanders; 2. one who speaks harshly of the kangaroo culture; 3. a proffessional knocker-downer-of-pins from the horse or cow species; (E) ALL OF THE ABOVE.
I put a hoofenbowler in the microwave. It didn't catch on fire! No metal in there...
hoofenbowler by thestewartcampaign November 10, 2008

Big Daddy Cal 

Big Daddy Cal Is the freakiest man on the planet he will really blow yo back out like he will shove all 10inches of his d*ck down yo throat he gon put it so deep in yo p*ssy he gon run-up in tht p*ssy he be f*ckin u like never before u gon anna keep running bck the dick be so good.
Brii: Oh shii Big Daddy Cal oh fuckkkkkkkk!!!

Kayy: Oh my fucking gosh my p*ssy Big Daddy Cal.

Baee: Big Daddy Cal plz sretch my pussy fuckk omg I need moree Daddy...
Big Daddy Cal by Kayy Smith April 4, 2024

internets slang 

A vernacular or speech characterized by several conventions, such as the deliberate misspelling of common words, gratuitous pluralization and the elevation of a concept called "The Lulz" (or spoken in Internets Slang, "Teh Lulz") to the level of godhood.

example of bastardization or deliberate misspelling of common words:
instead of "the", "teh".

instead of "more", "moar".
instead of "is", "iz"
this "iz" just a small sampling, and other words not normally bastardized or misspelled may be bastardized and misspelled, as long as "teh" resulting word "iz" lulzy. (funny)

example of "gratuitous pluralization":
instead of "woman", "womens" ex: i saw that pretty white womens walking down "teh" street.
these words elevated to the highest form of pluralization also apply to the normally pluralized
word:
ex: where da white womens at ex: white womens, black womens, theys all be womens

"Internets Slang" iz also characterized by "wut" (what in Internets Slang) teh unwashed uninitiated would call "incorrect tense"

ex: I will has teh cheeseburger n fries.

Many incorrectly mistake "Internets Slang" for teh ebonics. Internets Slang iz infinitely cooler and moar lulzy than teh ebonics, amirite....???????

(Internets Slang is also characterized by gratuitous pluralization, az in teh above sentence.)
It's not teh ebonics, it's that internets slang. You'd better get up on it.
internets slang by Packet Man December 4, 2014
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