Dude, the part like night, hstewin!

Sarah: Will you look at that bloke over there!
Yasmin: Ock, he's a ride, isn't he?

donald ballato is such an ass burgler, i saw him with a piece of my shit and he said he was getting $400 for it on ebay

Adam: Hey did you see 500 days of summer yet, Its an indie flick so you know it will properly and realistically tell a story that a teenager like me can relate to!
Chris: No, its gotten so much media coverage and funding from Hollywood executives and is being produced by fox. Not really an indie film. Its just made to look like that to make money off of hipster kids like you. Total indiebait.
Adam: ...

Bro how did u get ratiod harder then king_deku18 oh wait you can’t. 💀

Why does john never hang out with us anymore?

He has late stage creamertism ever since the post No-Nut November gooning session.