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Social Netiquette 

Picking your nose while texting is terrible social netiquette.
Social Netiquette by stuartvision January 20, 2020

double schlong dong 

When your girl gets it in the vage and anus
Dude1: how was your sex last night
Dude2: oh, john came over and we gave her the double schlong dong
double schlong dong by Analnuke April 15, 2018

jumpbless 

Just like a jumpscare, but instead of being scared, you've been blessed. This word is used to describe how something you suddenly see is very attractive.
When AmazingPhil's video started, I was jumpblessed by Phil's face.
jumpbless by Agnes Tavilla September 3, 2016
Nhael is very attractive, although he might not see himself that way at times. He puts his all into everything no matter the circumstance. He’s wonderful when it comes to relationships. His goals mean a lot to him and he never stops fighting for them. People all around him admire his hardwork and kindness. It makes him an amazing person to be around. He makes the bad days better. There’s no one else you’d want beside you.
There’s Nhael. It’s so hot to watch him work.
I just got my new SEVEN merch from Nhael!! It’s so fire!!!!
Nhael by scarystorm911 November 23, 2021
alongside with YouTube, Hotmail and Wikipedia, one of The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse. The white one.
Revelation 6:1 - 6:2 - "...When the Lamb had opened the first of the seven seals, I heard the first of the four beasts say with a thundering voice, Come and SEARCH. And I beheld, and lo a white horse; and he that sat on him had a KEYBOARD: and there was given unto him a MOUSE, and he departed as conqueror and to conquest ALL OF THE INTERNET."

yes, i did google that
Google by VENOXX May 24, 2009

Contimidated 

Some idiot spelling contimidated instead of intimidating contimidate is another typo word for intimidate.
girl: Omg your so contimidated
boy: its actually spelt intimidating
Contimidated by wotler October 6, 2021
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