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txtaholic 

a person who text messages (sms) way too much to the point that it causes dysfunction in their life.
He text's me 50 times a day. I know he loves me, but I'm pretty sure he's a txtaholic.
txtaholic by JeanneInABottle August 17, 2010

Anaphobic 

The act of being against Ana.
ana: STOP THAT'S ANAPHOBIC ANA IS KINDA AND CUTE

everyone: no Ana is not
Anaphobic by ecstvsyx April 26, 2020
Oli is one sexy mother fucker and all the gals like him
Damn Oli is a sexy mf
Oli by one sexy mf November 15, 2020

dude i fucked that girl in the bed

you just fucked a girl in the bed. that is what that means lol
help me please
im dying
i dont know wh dude i fucked that girl in the bed

maybe because of memes
The motion of facilitating an innocent bystander with a lick (to pass the tongue over in order to moisten/arouse) from the chin to the ear.

Pronounced *Poon-za
oh my god, he just got punza'd!!

I was scared when he punza'd my face!
Punza by arun anebajagane June 23, 2007

Schrodinger's Whiteness 

The idea that Whiteness is both an immutable genetic characteristic and a social construct simultaneously. The quantum state of Whiteness collapses into either one based on whichever is convenient for the one demonizing White people. When the anti-White racist wants to demonize you they make it all about your genetics. When they want to deflect criticism of their hateful racist bullshit then Whiteness is a social construct.
That anti-White university article was titled "Your DNA is an Abomination" but in the text they totally went Schrodinger's Whiteness to deflect criticism, and so many masochistic white people bought that crap too. Sad.
Schrodinger's Whiteness by Ill_Will December 4, 2017
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