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psychotic fukin bitch 

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A woman who is{angered} to the point of {insanity} for the stupidist reasons and attempts to {maime} or {kill} her man because {clinicly} she is mentally unstable
Man: Honey your hair looks nice today.

Woman: WHAT?!! You think I look fat, you asshole I'm gonna hit you with this frying pan and if you run outside I'm gonna run you over with my car you fucking inconsiderate normal person.

Man: Holy fuck you're a “psychotic fukin bitch", I'm outta here, have a nice life.....NOT
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Reverse geyser

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Cleaning another man's semen out of your partner's vagina (remnants of a "cream pie"), holding as much as seems possible in your mouth, spreading, or "gaping" the partner's arse, and spitting the semen into her widened arsehole, allowing it to snap shut like a sloppy Venus flytrap, satisfied that the semen will run down the inside of her leg for the remainder of the evening.
A: You look like the cat that stole a bowl of cream! You know that shits no good for you, though.
B: Yeah, Melissa got home last night after an evening with her friends. Some guy had ploughed her at the restaurant, so I spat that shit all up in her ass! It was like a reverse geyser!
A: So, just like spitting in a hole?
B: No man! It was way more spiritual than that. I didn't spill a drop. It was a reverse geyser.
A: You' re such a cuck.
B: Cuck gets the fuck, my friend. Cuck get the fuck.
Reverse geyser by Sharts At Will July 18, 2025
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Jaden 

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He is a guy with a massive penis and is amazing, cute, smart and fun to be around and is very good sex.
Jaden is such a freak.
Jaden by Biggdik July 21, 2019
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Assprod 

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Short for Assistant Producer, who's job is to to prod you in the ass to keep working. Common in the film, TV and game industries.
I was taking a nice nap under my desk till that Assprod came by and hassled me.
Assprod by Ray Babycakes July 20, 2006
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HELOC 

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Home equity line of credit
revolving credit (like a credit card) that uses one's home for collateral
Bob went to XYZ Bank to refi his second mortgage into a HELOC so he could have continued access to the equity in his home.
HELOC by Cliff96 September 2, 2005
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Posh wank 

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When you take time to set the scene before masturbating.
Arrange the sofa cushions, dim the lights, maybe put on some soft music (as long as it's not Chris De Burg) and pour a large glass of red wine - (probably not new world).

For added poshness, choose some porn that doesn't make you feel sickened the moment you've shot your load onto the balsam tissues.
My wife's away, so I'm going to take my time and stay in for a posh wank this evening.
Posh wank by exmonkey August 2, 2010
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Pussy Ass 

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a man incapable of committing. thereby he's a pussy. and an asshole. combined.. he's a pussy ass.
A: I heard they broke up. I wonder why.

B: because Mark was a pussy ass.
A: ohhh ok.
Pussy Ass by antipussyass February 4, 2010
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