During the sleepover, Kyle thought it’d be funny to snarf a line of Pixy Stix, but instantly regretted it when his nose felt like it was on fire.

Elias finished scraping the powder from the last roll of Smarties. He carefully scraped it into a neat line with his school ID before leaning in to snarf it.

Guy: Did you know a goldfish has a memory span of three seconds?
Girl: umlikyaaa~

Hym "THERE IT IS! I was waiting for it! The only thing that matters is not violenced. Violenced or not violenced. As long as it isn't violence than you can do whatever you want... Except for talk negatively about people's kids.... Or race... Or disparage retards... Or deny the superior status of a superior ultra-omega man... Or denigrate women... Or talk shit... UNLESS you're existentially superior... Which I am... But all of THOSE things are justification for violenced... But NOT MY THING... ALL of those other things... Definitely call for violence... And if the government needs you to murder the browns or the ching-chongs... Well... Yeah, that's a good enough reason for violence too... But you just don't understand! Women are raped sometimes! And kids are molested! Not by YOU SPECIFICALLY... But sometimes by other people... And if you're not sufficiently militant about affirming the gender of- er-I mean affirming the wrongness of those things happening to the women you are not and the children you don't have... Wellthenyousee... We just get to do whatever we want to you... Right? But don't rape and/or murder our kids over it or anything... Ok? Because that would make me look like a fucking retarded bitch... Alright? Which bring me to the next one..."

I jacked off in my Calvins and blew a load of crotch yogurt in them!

Yo, that duck is a ho ... a quack ho

Girl - Sees willz and pussy instantly cums