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Young McDonald

Attention citizen, you have stumbled upon forbidden knowledge. Only government officials with area 51 clearance passes are allowed to know the existence of Young McDonald, Cardi A, Pre-Malone, Kanye-East, Kanye-North, Kanye-South, Kanye-Weast, and other mysterious entities. By the time you exit this page, all memories of thee forbidden figures will be erased.
There is no Young McDonald in Ba Sing Se.

poorformance

When someone doesn't live up to party expectations... or totally overdoes the partying rendering them useless and annoying
"I can't believe I was in bed by 11.30 on a Saturday night. What a poorformance"
poorformance by AVL June 9, 2013

November 4

Slap every person shorter than you. friend, foe, some random person; slap them.
Human1 - *SLAP*
Human2 - Ouch, that hurt why u do that?
Human1 - Bc it November 4, and your shorter than i am.
Human2 - ohhh forgot that was today
November 4 by :) November 3, 2021

Irkatating

When someone irks your nerves and is also extremely irritating
You are being very irkatating
Irkatating by Kayhope March 10, 2026
A boy that cums in inconvenient places..

A boy that gets over excited and results in jizzing in a sleeping bag, which is then thrown in the face of a female friend.
Jasmin: I'm cold, could someone pass me a sleeping bag?
Jonny: Yeah sure, use mine..

Millie: I can't believe you are using Jonny's sleeping bag!
Jasmin: Why?
Millie: Didn't you know? Jonny is a total Jizzle!
Jasmin: OMG, that's what the stain is!!!!
Jizzle by Hot-Box October 17, 2009

Redneck Handlebars 

As forth grabbing the two ponytails of a girl and riding her like a redneck rides in his truck until she cant walk for three weeks. Therefore completing her life sentence as a redneck handlebar.
Bro #1- Dude, did you hear about that country singer that was in town and fucked a chick from our hood?
Bro #2- Yeah man, I heard that she got Redneck Handlebarred.
Bro #1- Holy shit! She must have been the one in the wheel chair!

Redneck Handlebars :)
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