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netlabel 

A netlabel is basically a makeshift music label run from someone's home over the Internet. It is often run by teenagers (though not always). Quite a few netlabels are completely non-profit and upload their entire catalogs to websites like archive.org. Most netlabels seem to specialize in noise, shitcore, 8-bit, and lo-fi experimental stuff, but some branch out further than these or even eschew them altogether. People who run netlabels often collaborate with one another on projects (including, but not limited to, splits, comps, and mashups). Very few of the artists on these labels gain any local recognition (exceptions do exist), and quite a few do "gigs" in places like bedrooms and at house parties.
Pha-Q Phonographs, Snuggy Buggy Records, Trashfuck Records, Nintendo Crash Records, Fuckin' Obskuyr Industries, and Dramacore are only a few examples of netlabels.
netlabel by Cinematery November 27, 2010
1)A fabricated scenario that is not what it is intended to appear as
2) A distress call that does not need to be answered
3) Anything a person with enough intelligence can see through depending on: intelligence of victim > combined intelligence of conspirators
"Help! Help! HHHEEEEEEEEEEELLLLPPPPPP!!!!!" cried the man who called the police after he was asked to locate a phone.
--setup

See Goodfellas
Setup by Yoo Si Lee October 13, 2011
W.O.M.P. acronym for What's On My Pussy. This is a game show where a woman is blind folded and must guess what exactly is on her pussy. Your game host, who is a professional, places a random object or an object chosen by the audience, onto the contesting woman's pussy. The woman gets four chances to guess, and if she guesses the object correctly she goes on to another round and wins the object that has been placed on her lovely pussy. If the woman correctly guess six object that have been placed on her pussy she wins a million dollars and the six items that have been placed on her pussy. The objects can vary in size and form as long as it can be placed on a pussy without injuring the woman contestant. This will become the best game show anyone will ever experience in their entire life!
Host: Okay ma'am i will begin to place the object on her pussy please try to be a calm and not jump the object is cold. Now tell me. Womp!

Contestant: Okay i'm ready for it. Put it on me.

Host: Well ma'am its time to start guessing.

Contestant: Is it.............. an antenna?

Host: That is incorrect but don't worry you still have three more guesses!
womp by Big Nasty DickinSon September 20, 2010
A person who has a mind of there own. Jakys are funny people and somewhat into sports . They most likely to have an very attractive body and smile Also give the best advice when you need it and are the best friends you can ever had, but don't make them mad they sure do know how to cuss you out.
I want to date a jaky.😻
Jaky by Youd0ntknowme November 22, 2021
She is a total cum fuck
Cum fuck by Wet dick September 3, 2019

shower boner

Is a hot/warm wrinly penis as soon as you get out of the shower. It HAS to be LIMP to be a shower boner!
Man I got out the shower as my woman walked in. She seen my Shower Boner in all its glory!
shower boner by Ryan from Ohio December 29, 2005
An oval shaped penis, with the width being the long part.
Why is everyone proud of their chode, when you can have a schlong like me?
chode by jakrel June 2, 2005
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