home invasion

The act of masturbating with your off hand after you have been sitting on it. therefore restricting blood-flow to the hand making it numb aka("the stranger"). All while wearing a leather glove.

Jim made the mistake of of trying a home invasion without lube. ouch.

home invasion by yoursosillyjim October 19, 2010

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pusseio

The master of pussys. If someone uses this towards you you are the biggest pussy of all time

“Ay you pusseio”

*shits self*

pusseio by Tj huddgrave March 2, 2024

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The Rusty Heindlich

the breaking off of one's dick in some chick's ass

I gave that girl the Rusty Heindlich in the backseat of a 1969 Chevelle SS with Edgar Winter playing in the background.

The Rusty Heindlich by Big Beat October 31, 2003

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Kirby

More formally known as "The Cum-Shot Kirby".
This word usually defines a semen-like fluid being stained on a public place in which way seems impossible for a human being to accomplish.

Guy 1 with a boner: Dude, how did you get that stain on the ceiling?

Guy 2 with a boner: Cum-Shot Kirby man..

Kirby by Cpt.Stiffy September 28, 2009