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The American equivalent of Al Jazeera, a far-right conservative, self-contradictory(see Fair and Balanced) political propaganda broadcast system. Notable features include loudmouthed hypocrites in suits and ties who know nothing of the issues that concern their own country, lies, distortions and misleading statements, which are typically spewed at rates of as many as a dozen a minute, lack of concern for the values on which their country was founded, and suppression of anyone who's opinion conflicts with that of rich white male republicans.
Shut up, O'Reilly. No one gives a shit.
Fox News by * November 21, 2004
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seesharp 

A saxophonist who enjoys the finer things in life: trivia fun forum, saxophone playing, trombone stroking, denture-soaking, prune juice drinking, chatting up trannies, streaking on farms, watching Shooting Stars, giving protocological exams to young men named Gary and Michael, dispensing toilet paper in pristine butler fashion to a certain tff moderator when in urgent need after an immediate meal of beans on toast and lots of cabbage, and taking long walks on a Florida beach in June (after a hardy game of trivia with fellow tff mates inside the air conditioned hotel, of course).
Play that funky music, seesharp!

Need any TP assistance, Mr. Chest? Your butler seesharp is here at your disposal.
seesharp by seeflat June 25, 2003
The name Dafta can be given to people who are rebellious but destined for the best. Daftas make wonderful children, fathers, and grandfathers. A man named Dafta may be bothersome at time but it comes from a good place. Daftas have lots of love in their hearts even if they don’t know how to show it at times.
Dafta Harris is good at his job.
Dafta by Byeeeeeeeeeeeee July 28, 2018
Rejay is a nice boy with a good heart. He has many friends. Rejay is also the big friend in the group. People called Rejay are always on the right side. He can handle friends who tease him. He also eats a lot of snacks. Rejay is also a smart guy who always perseveres. Rejay doesn't have a good haircut people tease him for that too. rejay does football but is not good at it. simply put, Rejay is a great good friend and helps his friends when needed.
¨Rejay someone beats me
¨Okay say who it is we're going to smash him
Rejay by Anonymous Rejay June 11, 2020

Addiction-Tethering 

Tethering a good habit to a bad addiction, so you aren't a COMPLETE pile of garbage.
"I habit-tethered getting an espresso with going to the gym."
"You're a nerd. You should call it addiction-tethering"
"Shut up. OK, you're right it should be addiction-tethering. I need an espresso."

Queef Shower 

When a man is eating out a woman and she has a very juicy queef that splatters in his face.
Yo, I was eating this bitch and she gave me a queef shower so I smacked her and went home.
Queef Shower by Andy K April 21, 2004

cum mortar 

When you girl is riding you , and you are about to cum. She gets off your dick and jacks you and holds your dick at the right angle to make you shoot your load on you face ..
When she was done riding my dick, she cum mortared my face with my hot load.
cum mortar by Hotttddoogg October 12, 2023