Bodge

To take have a shit but keep it in just enough so you can use your but muscles to have anal sex with yourself. Poo masturbation. You need a good diet to have a nice bodge; if your poo is too soft it will break up, too hard and there will be chafing.

"I just had an amazing bodge this afternoon."
"Johnny's bodge consistency was not solid enough, therefore it fell apart on the intake."

Bodge by Katie Br February 23, 2009

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ProJelly

To be unmistakably jealous of a persons ProModz.com customized gaming controller

"You're so projelly right now..."
"I just ordered a custom, you're gonna be ProJelly in a bit"

ProJelly by GrooveZoidberg October 26, 2013

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Pussy Oven

When a females pussy stank and it's hot.

Person 1: How was your girl last night ;)?
Person 2: bruh she had a pussy Oven
Person 1: bruhhhh

Pussy Oven by Korvusdrl October 28, 2020

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Gangling Gumption

Stu Watters Is the biggest ,dummest ,stinkiest loaf in the whole universe.And shags sharky

Stu watters

Gangling Gumption by nicholas October 15, 2003

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three finger salute

The act of pressing ctrl+alt+del on a computer to reset it.

The damn thing froze on me so I gave it the three finger salute.

three finger salute by SirAstounding October 13, 2003

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Vagunit

The female equivalent of a Mangina

If you ever speak to me like that again, I am going to punch you in the vagunit so hard that you will cough up a tampon and be seeing maxi-pad stars for days.

Vagunit by Peter Byron Sylvester November 12, 2007

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seth

A one in a million man. Talented, kind, thoughtful, caring, respectful, smart and unique. He's got a beautiful big heart, and he's totally handsome, not to mention his gorgeous eyes. He truly is the total package. Marry him... say yes with no hesitation.

Seth is the best man I´ve ever met.
I´d marry Seth.

seth by tu baby November 25, 2021

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