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Urban Dictionary
skimmish
Beer, (Portsmouth) noun; alcoholic drink made from malt, hops, sugar, yeast and water (see also ale and shant)
Go on the skimmish, verb; to go drinking with ones chums sometimes associated with premier league football matches and recently FA Cup matches at Wembley (see WEM-BER-LEE). Skimmished-drunk
Go on the skimmish, verb; to go drinking with ones chums sometimes associated with premier league football matches and recently FA Cup matches at Wembley (see WEM-BER-LEE). Skimmished-drunk
"I say Jeeves, lets get a skimmish on, I fancy a shant before the game? those northern monkeys will be well up for it, you mark my words"...."Indeeed Sir" (from Jeeves and Wooster at The Reebok by PG Wodehouse)
skimmish by Simon Newsham May 13, 2008
gora
A minor derogatory/joking word used by Indian people to refer to white people. Kind of the equivalent of gringo used by Mexican people or cracker used by black people.
Retro-Kindle
Anna: What did Ade get you for your birthday, dude?
Brendan: This retro-Kindle dudess. No touch-screen or back light and the memory is full already. But haven't had to charge it once. Even beats my retro-Nokia 3310.
Brendan: This retro-Kindle dudess. No touch-screen or back light and the memory is full already. But haven't had to charge it once. Even beats my retro-Nokia 3310.
Retro-Kindle by Brandomoron July 9, 2017
double stuff
I thought that it was left over spaghetti in my roommate's bathroom but it turns out that it was just the remains of a double stuff, the result of her wide-set vagina
double stuff by mothersuperior August 19, 2009
MELISSA
Melissa is a loyal friend who is someone you can talk to about anything. Melissa also likes to keep her emotions to herself because she doesn't want others to worry about her . A very shy girl at first but once she's comfortable with you she can be the funnest girl to be around . A truly amazing friend with a pure heart can be a bit rebellious at times! She always has a smile on her face and will cheer you up whenever you need! She knows when to crack a joke! She'll be ure BEST Friend and is very humerous! shes a stunner and truly beautiful!
Harlequin Fetus
Harlequin Fetus is a disease. I'm not even going to go into it much, just know that it's TERRIBLE. No, I am not shitting you or pulling your ball sack on this one. I'm talking TERRIBLE TERRIBLE. Terrible to be born with and even worse to live with.
I'm also not going to tell you not to Google search it, that's your own dumbass decision to make, but let me tell you now, those images are very, very scary. Want a description? Babies born with Harlequin Fetus look like aliens or mutated babies with burnt, cracked skin and red globular eyes. SOLID red eyes. I would like to say that plenty people have survived it, but many haven't. THIS IS NOT A DAMN JOKE. IT IS NOT FUNNY. IT IS PAINFUL, IT IS LIFE THREATENING, AND ANYONE WHO STILL BELIEVES IT'S KINDA FUNNY CAN GO LOOK UP THOSE IMAGES NOW.
I'm also not going to tell you not to Google search it, that's your own dumbass decision to make, but let me tell you now, those images are very, very scary. Want a description? Babies born with Harlequin Fetus look like aliens or mutated babies with burnt, cracked skin and red globular eyes. SOLID red eyes. I would like to say that plenty people have survived it, but many haven't. THIS IS NOT A DAMN JOKE. IT IS NOT FUNNY. IT IS PAINFUL, IT IS LIFE THREATENING, AND ANYONE WHO STILL BELIEVES IT'S KINDA FUNNY CAN GO LOOK UP THOSE IMAGES NOW.
A 14 year old girl, Hunter Steinitz, was born with Harlequin Ichthyosis. Everything about her is perfectly normal, except for her skin, which is bright red and very, very thick. She's lucky she was born alive.
Using Harlequin Fetus as a shock image to laugh at is cruel and disgusting, the work of idiots. Whoever actually did laugh at it can go shove a stick up their butt.
Using Harlequin Fetus as a shock image to laugh at is cruel and disgusting, the work of idiots. Whoever actually did laugh at it can go shove a stick up their butt.
Harlequin Fetus by The Pizza Delivery Girl January 28, 2013