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cum custodian

some body who cleans up cum for a living
my mom is a cum custodian because she washes my sheets
cum custodian by jew tits magoo November 19, 2006

ReleaseTheBlueSheets

Call sign for transparency from #FINRA for discovery of widespread fraud in the US stock market. Pertains to the first Domino $MMTLP that was fraudulently halted by FINRA two days prior to its end as publicly traded for scheduled private spinoff.
Finra needs to be transparent and #ReleaseTheBlueSheets.
ReleaseTheBlueSheets by MMTLP March 18, 2023

poopingtons

A poop that is particularly long, smelly, liquid, or gross. A notable poop. Particularly when the poop is an emergency, such as following a large meal of pizza and root beer.
Dude I went to Old Chicago and ate a whole large deep dish pizza and drank tons of their Mug Root Beer on tap. I had the poopingtons so bad that I had to poop at Tim's mom's house!
poopingtons by MisterFarenheight August 14, 2011
"You bailed me out, you my boy!"
boy by Minstrel March 5, 2003

visiting uncle in hospital 

Sorry I missed your call, I was visiting uncle in hospital.
A guy who will have sex with anyone, and is pretty good at it.
Mike's a real slud. He's gotta have an amazing collection of STDs.
slud by skrapmetal June 24, 2011
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