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The Bowed Brockel 

The "Bowed Brockel" is the sturdy but thin piece of wood strapped to a young Scottish males back about to undergo the ritual of sexual intercourse with a rotund, very experience woman renowned for her love of the male organ. The wooden strap is to prevent the male falling into the gaping rupture never to be seen again.
Mind and strap the bowed brockel onto the lad if ye wanna see him come out o there alive!
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tprest is the most outgoing, courageous and wholesome being that roams planet earth. He typically doesnt like to get locked down because his girlfriend’s literally just use him for sex. He always keeps a large sum of cash on him at all times and is willing to drop a bag on almost anything. In other words, he is the “GOAT”.
“Damn, Tprest did it again man. I want to be like him when I grow up
tprest by Slime4pf November 23, 2021

Austin's Handwriting 

A hieroglyphic cluster fuck that makes the Navajo encryption look like the ABCs.
Hitler: Why have our best men not been able to decipher this code?
Nazi: Idk bro, it kinda looks like Russian Cursive
Hitler: Damn, they must've replaced the Navajo encryptors, this shit is even harder to read
Nazi: Holy shit, this might be Austin's Handwriting
The biggest gay in the world he is the guy who eats Burger King foot lettuce in your school he give big aids whenever you see him and he always wants to give you the big gay.
Angel:I just want to fuck my boyfriend arlys and give him rat aids. Me:ew dont give me your nasty Ebola rat aids .
Angel by Common_Rat March 6, 2019
Refers to a group of people who have only done one specific thing.
- Adjective

- Pronounced Own-lee-z
The anime onlies are probably so confused right now
Don't spoil me I'm an anime onlie
Onlies by Mr. Moretti June 28, 2025
SUPER thicc and a very much of a hottie
guy: is that erin

guy 2: yeah shes hella thicc
Erin by aesthetic_hoe March 17, 2019

dirty rascal 

rascal a person who is sneaky but in a dirty inappropriate way
he told me to change his name to og mudbone that dirty rascal
dirty rascal by nickkithicky March 31, 2020