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He’s the best friend you can have. He has a

versatile knowledge of automotive mechanics. And he’s the only Guatemalan nigga the smokes dank zaza daily.
Ayo tony wushannin’ bro, I’m having problems with my car, and all my friends say that you’re the only guy that can fix it.
Tony by Patojo November 22, 2021

shit ball player

When a guy takes a baseball and sticks it between a girls ass cheeks, then hits the ball with a bat until it goes up her butt.
Tom wishes he could be a shit ball player. Then play shit ball with Julia.
shit ball player by #7 Butt Pirates January 16, 2010

jizz blanket 

A separate blanket then you normally sleep with that you use to masterbait with.
My jizz blanket is hard and crusty with seaman because I haven't washed it in weeks.
jizz blanket by mike32295 December 22, 2013
When someone "calls someone out" or makes fun of someone else. Good checks are funny. Usually when someone is checked, other people will laugh and sometimes join in to the "checking games"
Me - "Brandon you're so ashy, I could start a fire with you're dang kneecap."
Brandon - "Bruh why you gotta check me!!?"

Me - "Britney you need to be checked for that shirt, it looks like a dirty dishrag"
Britney "damn.."
Check by SmallBodyBigShirt January 4, 2014

butt flush

flushing the toilet with your butt
Jamie! Don't use your index finger, butt flush it!
butt flush by Hot Box April 1, 2009
God.

The Goddamn Batman!! You should know who he is!!!
Bruce Wayne: I'm Batman
Batman by drawgirl98 November 5, 2012

paosidufygthrjekwlq 

When you think you have broken the system by writing "paosidufygthrjekwlq", and realise tha the urbandictionary has everything.
I think I've got you now urbandictionary, writes "paosidufygthrjekwlq". Fuck you have every word.
paosidufygthrjekwlq by Kartoffe1 November 16, 2017
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