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Smells like rotten eggs and chicken.
chickid by beatiful1 February 4, 2010
Brown eyed beauty. Insecure girl who has no reason to be. The most down to earth girl. Will do anything for the people she cares for. Often misjudged. Is very envied for all the right reasons. You don’t want to lose her. Very gentle and caring. Shy at first it takes her a while to get comfortable around others. The best thing that will happen to you.
Guy: Bro? Was that your girl !? If you’re not putting a ring on that finger, I will! Total wifey material.
Other guy: Yeah, That was my girl, Yamil.
Yamil by MrJMan00 November 22, 2021

Wash the olive oil off my hands 

When a man is at dinner and there is a chick so hot at the next table that he can't wait until he gets home to rub one out. So he goes to the bathroom to get release.
Dude, there was this chick in a short black dress at the next table that was amazing. She was so hot, I needed to Wash the olive oil off my hands.

Pet The Unicorn 

Another way of saying your masterbating (Jacking off)
I'm gonna "pet the unicorn" before i go to jessica's house.
An online Jewish Dating Service.
"I got a J-date in an hour."
J-date by Joe Jacobs December 15, 2004

logi bear 

A cuddly animal most commonly found in the pantry; this animal loves cookies and other sweets.
1. Quick, hide the cookies before the logi bear gets them!

2. -Hey hunny.. do you know what happened to the muffins that were in the pantry?

-Why no dear, i guess the logi bear ate them.
logi bear by Adrian Simor December 18, 2008
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