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britney spears 

A person composed largely of plastic. A blonde bimbo who is famous for no apparant reason other than producing a shitty, pathetic excuse for music, "dressing" in almost nothing, flipping the bird to anybody for no apparant reason, getting implants and a nose job and lying about them, lying about herself in general, being a hypocrite, and being just about the biggest fraud yet.

For some infuriating reason, she' still in the spotlight and we still can't get her out of it. And even worse, children look up to her. She could not seem to make up her mind about the matter: "I only want to be a role model for my sister," or "I want to be a role model, someone everyone can relate to!"

Does she even know what a role model is? She's a feminist's (and anybody's) worst nightmare.

And the correct spelling of her name is supposed to be "Brittany".
"Just hit me baby one more time!"

Don't tempt us, Britney! Oi, I swear, this
tramp is really asking for it! C'mon people, just look at her! -She's a talentless, moronic slut! She can't sing and her "dancing" and whole "act" is practically a striptease! Why should anybody admire this freak, let alone children?!
britney spears by Lorelili March 3, 2005
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The submarine game 

The player lays on their back in the bathtub and attempts to make only the tip of their dick peek out of the water like the periscope of a submarine.
Mai: You sure took your time. Were you thinking about me or something?...

Sakuta: Actually, I was just engrossed in playing the submarine game
The submarine game by karabu_ February 20, 2019

Dick-beard 

The hair on the bottom side of your penis but not on your ball sack. Also can be used to describe a giant douche bag.
If you don't shave your dick-Beard she won't want to blow you.
Captain Curran told us he would smoke us till we threw up, and I was like dude quite being such a dick-beard.
Dick-beard by Cadet wonder boy September 1, 2012

Pontian fc 

pontian fc are the worst in the league, they're a shithole!
Pontian fc by pontianfchaterz June 26, 2021
A word to describe someone that is lame asf unlike gnarly
omg did you see how he walks that walk is gnarle
Gnarle by Cunty the cat December 25, 2022

the middle of nowhere 

a remote area, a very isolated place
These people sure do live in the middle of nowhere.

tommy pethal 

Number 1 savage but sucks at cod
Today tommy pethal said he smokes dank weed.
tommy pethal by Not a monster November 29, 2017