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Urban Dictionary

Verscheesch 

other word vor Verstehen (german)
Normal : ICH VERSTEHE
new : ICH Verscheesch
Verscheesch by #uwu February 18, 2021
A sweet kind loving man who can always be stubborn and gets into trouble every day. He is the kind of man you want in a relationship. Romantic and good in bed.
Woah look at that Keawe. I wish I had him.
Keawe by niguhroos February 11, 2012

Chicken Surprise 

How the wait staff refers to Ancient Ass-cheese Flowers and Spinach Vomit-bombs at weddings; when the guests ask what one of these disgusting hors d'oeuvres is, the wait staff will say "Chicken Surprise." What happens next usually results in the waiter getting written up or even fired, but it's usually worth it.
Obnoxious Guest: "Hey, what's this thing here?"
Waiter: "Chicken Surprise."
Obnoxious Guest: "Hmph, this doesn't taste like it's chicken."
Waiter, with a fuck-you smile: "Surprise."

Secondary School 

A form of child abuse characterised by a government funded prisoner exchange that happens twice a day between parents and professional masochists where inmates compete in a series of pointless tasks to see who will be a bigger drain on society in later life. Past gold medalists have been: the girl who got pregnant at 15, that one guy who does way too many drugs to be alive, the dickheads in your electronics class who make it their goal to get the whole class detention and everyone who’s ever been to private school.
Nathan went to secondary school a child and came out a chav
Secondary School by BritishWarlord February 3, 2022

Masochist 

A person who enjoys emotional pain, inflicted or imposed on oneself, either as a result of one's own actions or the actions of others.
She's a masochist!
Masochist by joeygotaboomboom July 20, 2010

whalebesity 

Eating so much you turn into a whale and then you get pushed into the ocean when you go to the beach because you're mistaken for a beached whale
Oh man I ate a bag of m&ms and a bag of skittles and some chocolate wafers and washed it down with a carne asada burrito. I'm suffering from whalebesity!