A form of child abuse characterised by a government funded prisoner exchange that happens twice a day between parents and professional masochists where inmates compete in a series of pointless tasks to see who will be a bigger drain on society in later life. Past gold medalists have been: the girl who got pregnant at 15, that one guy who does way too many drugs to be alive, the dickheads in your electronics class who make it their goal to get the whole class detention and everyone who’s ever been to private school.
by BritishWarlord February 04, 2022