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Sara Lee 

A name brand company which sells food products which not that many people like anymore, and can in the right stores have an outrageous price for selling their goods; usually not worth buying unless your willing to put alot of money in for food that is just okay or even crappy.
Instead of the slogan "Nobody doesn't like sara lee",
it really ought to be "Nobody likes sara lee".
Sara Lee by Phaenixdrools December 27, 2006
Any kind of sexual activity gained due to the pity of the other participant(s)
"Aw my mum died. I went to a bar and got some awesome pitities."

"I'm so happy I'm emo. These scars have got me some amazing pitities."
Pitities by Cazland January 11, 2009
The stuff that you find in your boyfriend's couch. Dirty leftovers of a bachelor's life.
I really think we should vacuum under your couch cushions. There's a lot of man crumbs in there.
Man crumb by Guy11974 January 15, 2011

Heavy Metal 

Heavy metal is a louder, way better version of rock and roll, created mainly by Black Sabbath and later revolutionized by Metallica and other bands from that era. Today, the best metal bands are 5 man bands consisting of 2 guitars, 1 bass, vocals and drums(such as Lamb of God and Devil Driver). The 2 guitars play the main tune, while the bass guitar plays a deeper, underlying tune that compliments the guitar and also the drummer's beats. Guitar in heavy metal goes from one end of the scale to the other, and good metal riffs are complex, awesome sounding and difficult to play. Therefore, metal guitarists are some of the most skilled guitarists. Drummers play fast, energizing beats usually incorperating a double bass. Metal drummers are also very skilled and adept at using double bass kickers. Vocals are usually not sung because heavy metal is loud, and you have to scream to make yourself heard over the music(also, screaming fits with the powerful and energetic sound of heavy metal - singing just doesn't sound right sometimes). So before you stereotype heavy metal into evil and satanic music, at least take a moment to appreciate the awesome music that is HEAVY METAL!!! \m/ 0_0 \m/

Awesome metal bands include Lamb of God(Burn the Priest), Metallica, Black Sabbath, Slayer, DevilDriver, As I Lay Dying, BloodShotEye, Chimaira, In Flames and Trivium.
Guy 1: You going to the Unholy Alliance Tour?
Guy 2: FUCK YEAH, Heavy Metal kicks ASS!!
Guy 1: Yeh, and fuck those emo bitches who won't go!
Guy 2: YAAHHHH!!! \m/
Heavy Metal by Emoisforfags August 31, 2008

Dickriding 

Someone who shows a consistent showing of reverence towards a person, place, or thing regardless of outside influence
Why are you always dickriding Jared Leto?
Dickriding by SavvyLinx December 27, 2022
A cute confusing nickname to call a for a little weirdo.
Girl: Omg! He's such a panquiqui!

Boi: Yasssss! Panquiqui is dayum panquiqui !!
Panquiqui by NuggetsR.Us November 1, 2016

flow motion 

That dude’s got serious flow motion
flow motion by hurricanebroski February 10, 2019
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