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THE BEST RAPPER FROM SOUTH ATL
Damn have you heard that new Lil Vyl?!
vyl by SikeDout November 22, 2021

iprokloof 

A person that is really good at every game and able to make people really happy and can beat anyone is a 1v1
Player 1: your such a try-hard
player 2: I am such an iprokloof
iprokloof by ProGamingtime November 26, 2018

albuquerque hot pocket 

The act of taking a shit, wrapping it in tin foil and fucking a girl with it.

Internet Monet 

When you see someone's profile picture thumbnail and you think they're OK, but when you click on it, it's a big old mess. Named after the artist Monet, whose paintings were nice from far away, but jacked up looking up close.
I thought this heina would be fine, but when I opened up her facebook page, she turned out to be an Internet Monet, cause her close up was fug!
Internet Monet by SkyOfAmethyst August 10, 2010

Eggcited 

Those who have eggs (ova) can be "Eggcited". However, if you don't have eggs, you can't be "eggcited". This term can be used by females at all times. Can be potentially used by males if they use the word "huevos" (which in Spanish means "eggs") to refer to their testes. Men who speak Spanish therefore can also be "eggcited".
Nathalia is very eggcited about her Spanish omelette!

Although Greg is very exciting, he unfortunately lacks "eggcitement".
Eggcited by NatD February 10, 2007
My husband did the laundry, the dishes, and took the kids out so I could have a couple hours to myself, he is really gunning for an EBJ.
EBJ by Mammamafia January 31, 2023
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