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A form of RoomieOfficial lore wherein it is known that it's dated September 9 (7/9) instead of July 9 (9/7). No one knows what happened or why it is referenced in every single video until Roomie took a break, but all they know is that the community gets together during those days in a year.
Jiva: It's July 9! It's 79 day!
Josh: Nope, Joel told me that the date format is DD/MM in Sweden.
79 by Manorah January 6, 2022

Three Head 

When the hairline of a person is so low that their forehead becomes reclassified a "three head". This also suggests that their forehead is only about three finger widths high.
"His hairline is so low, boy got a three head."
Three Head by hidispenser November 9, 2004

the cleverest 

"TheCleverest.com" is a website where people can use their imagination to create funny quotes using pictures supplied by the site's creator. Unfortunately, most people who visit the site are completely retarded in their ability to come up with amusing quotes. The result is a complete lack of humorous responses by (what I can only assume are) complete retards. The result is that The Cleverest gets the worst responses ever.
"I went on "TheCleverest.com" and put down a marginally funny quote and everybody gave me a thumbs down because I'm a retard. Hooray for me!!!!! I'm not funny!!!! I am the scourge of The Cleverest!!!
the cleverest by the slow kid April 28, 2008

Gobbo Tits

“You got some nice voluptuous gobbo tits, my lady.”
Gobbo Tits by DeceitCookie June 20, 2026
An airline that was started by Trans States Airlines management to circumvent the pilot's union's collective bargaining agreement. The pilots that fly for Gojet started working there because they anticipated a fast upgrade to captain instead of having to wait in line like everyone else. Because Gojet pilots did what they did and work without a contract, they are universally regarded throughout the industry as lower than whale shit at the bottom of the ocean.
Man, do you see that gojet pilot over there? He actually thinks he is getting on this flight!
Gojet by A.L.P.A. June 10, 2007

Martyn Dilf Kilroy 

Funniest, sexiest dad on the planet. Cooking legend and has got nips like bullets. Hard as Bruce Lee,founer member of the four amigos and they are probably the biggest city fans in the world.
At city all you can hear is Martyn Dilf Kilroy and the four amigos
Martyn Dilf Kilroy by shotgunmassy November 15, 2012
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