the word commonly used for the male reproductive organs on a chipmonk

To wake up from a highly erotic dream only to find that your bedsheets are very sticky. Also known as wet dream.

Short for Francis
A big lovable teddy bear, women dream of him while men want to be him. He is the magnum opus of human ingenuity, a Frinkle could cure cancer but is currently working out a deal with ISIS to facilitate them stopping in exchange for him curing cancer and stopping world hunger.

Frinkle really likes frankfurters because they remind him of his late uncle

n. A "roping" like ejaculation that forms a stream of semen.

n. when a noose or slipknot tightens around a body part.

Someone who can write music, but isn't talented enough themselves to sing the songs. They have to get someone to sing it for them. Or the exact opposite of a person who sings but aren't smart enough to write the songs themselves.

What the Romans called the Gaels (Irish) who raided the coasts of Britain and Caledonia way back when. Some of these people settled in the north, intermarrying with the local Picts and Britons and joining their own clans together as a kingdom, which they called Alba. Nowadays, these people are called Scots, but back then, "Scot" was synonymous with "Gael", and applied to both Scots and Irish.