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machoice 

(n.)DEFINITION1; a black girl who bathes in perfume and dresses like a slut, who is in a band with other girls named Lakisha, Latoya, Faith, and Hope.
(v.) to go whoopass on someone; go apeshit, or freak out.
Damn Creigh, did you see that machoice walking down the street?

Don't make me go machoice on ya now, Creigh!
machoice by Car&Laur January 10, 2008

amaholic 

One who is addicted to shopping on amazon.

Symptoms include:
New stuff all the time.
A surplus of boxes marked "amazon prime"
Frequent visits by speedy, ups, and or fedex, in addition to the mail man.
did you hear Joe got amazon prime?
YEAH, THE FEDEX GUY IS AT HIS HOUSE EVERY DAY.
there is something funny going on there.
NO HE'S JUST AN AMAHOLIC.
we need to get him into an AA program or something.
amaholic by johnny boy May 20, 2014

Mattifucker 

A person from the humble town of mattituck who thinks they are cool and like to use the word "rachet."

Usually hated by others.

Often think they are hot and pretty, but in reality they're ugly.

Believe that they're hot stuff, and that people actually LIKE them.
Look at her being a total hoe, she such a mattifucker.

burnsvin 

The most awesome dude in the entire galaxy
That Guy is the burnsvin
burnsvin by Cpboeg August 17, 2017

Favred up a creek with no nig knife 

When I lost my keys, I realized I was favred up a creek with no nig knife.
An Eias is a person who is allways getting rejected by women. You will constantly see him sucking on BBC. Most of the Eias poppulation was born at a 7-11.
Did you see Eias get rejected by Laura yesterday.
I fell so bad for him I wish he would be more like Chad
Eias by Cooldog77022 January 24, 2019
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