(n.)DEFINITION1; a black girl who bathes in perfume and dresses like a slut, who is in a band with other girls named Lakisha, Latoya, Faith, and Hope.
(v.) to go whoopass on someone; go apeshit, or freak out.
Damn Creigh, did you see that machoice walking down the street?
Symptoms include:
New stuff all the time.
A surplus of boxes marked "amazon prime"
Frequent visits by speedy, ups, and or fedex, in addition to the mail man.
did you hear Joe got amazon prime?
YEAH, THE FEDEX GUY IS AT HIS HOUSE EVERY DAY.
there is something funny going on there.
NO HE'S JUST AN AMAHOLIC.
we need to get him into an AA program or something.
An Eias is a person who is allways getting rejected by women. You will constantly see him sucking on BBC. Most of the Eias poppulation was born at a 7-11.
Did you see Eias get rejected by Laura yesterday.
I fell so bad for him I wish he would be more like Chad