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Banana Surprise

A banana surprise happens when a male is mid coitus with his female partner in the dark and says " Do you mind if I try something different?" After getting permission said male then reaches for a banana he has stowed earlier, peels it and then begins gently rubbing the banana on the females genitals. After a few minutes said female should ask what is that which then the male yells "Banana Surprise!" and shoves said banana into the females vagina at full force.
My girl said she was into magic so I Banana Surprised her ass.
Banana Surprise by dmac67 November 19, 2010

National eat ass day 

You go around asking people if you could eat there ass
Hey can u eat your ass
No why

Please its national eat ass day
Oh then sure you could
National eat ass day by Usd_idka January 14, 2021

clairbourn 

a school in pasadena where the ugliest boys go to and none of grow past 5'2 dont use the restrooms there cus u gon get a STD!! this is a school for racists, so feel free to attend if you are one...they give free eating disorders and bodyshaming <3 go there now
Person A: Did you hear about Clairbourn?
Person B: Yeah didn't they go 0-10201010 against another school?
clairbourn by i love clairbourn!!! October 30, 2023
Ishanti is a kind and pretty person. Cares to much about her sports. Everyone is fake to her , and she just needs a hug.
ishanti is the queen
Person 1: hey ,dude what happened?
Person 2: nothin', *whispers* fmgl
Fmgl by PhanTrash0 July 22, 2015
A title held by Malaysians who made significant contributions to Malaysia, and is often a title awarded by the Sultan of their respective states. However it is common knowledge that the title can be purchased via bribery, so it is not uncommon for people with the "Dato" title to treat their lower class citizens like trash.
"Holy shit, did you hear? Dato Tan just slapped a waiter and a waitress at a steamboat restaurant"
"What do you expect? Datos are merely rich gangsters"
Dato by JustMalaysianThings January 14, 2021

FB takeover 

When Facebook takes over all life and is everyones emotion. Past the point where people literally starting writing on peoples walls and say "lol" out loud when they find something humerous.
Dave- "Hey, I put ILY on your wall yesterday. Didn't you see it?"

Michelle- "What the fuck asshole? It took me an hour to scrub that off. But I did lol about it for a little"

Mitch- "FB takeover"
FB takeover by doodoopants92 February 20, 2011
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