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She is a beautiful blonde girl that is super cute and funny. Every boy wants to be with her and she has the best friends ever. Every teacher loves her. She does very well in school. Her eyes are blue and look like the ocean. She has an amazing personality. She is da best.
Boys:omg, who's that?
Best friend of sasha: that's Sasha. She's very cute..... None of u stand a chance.

Boys :😢😢😢
Sasha by OK boomer 123411 January 5, 2020

A right-wing conspiracy nut's worst nightmare 

*In Borat voice* My LiFe! Sorry... I'm not good at accents.
Hym "Yeah! I couldn't have put it better myself! A right-wing conspiracy nut's worst nightmare. Well, I mean, I COULD have put it better myself because I'm a genius and the greatest mind who has ever lived but it's-that's pretty good, yeah... And it's like 'Do you really have a stalker or are you just saying that because you know who I am and you know that I have a stalker and you want use my response to you SAYING you have a stalker (regardless of whether or not it's true) to justify your participation?' You know? Or 'Do you really have a paranoid schizophrenic brother or are you just saying that because you know who I am? Would you be saying any of this if I wasn't here?' It's like you want your behavior to be contingent on my behavior... Without my behavior being ONLY SELECTIVELY CONTINGENT on your behavior. If I do what you want, you're responsible. If I don't, it's on me. And it's NOT ANALOGOUS to MY behavior, because I take FULL CREDIT for the good and the bad. From dead kids to saved souls. Full credit."
It means someone rejects your offer, or something else.
"hey wanna come to my house later on cutie?"

"no nigga."
No by thatidkmfwhoislesbian November 8, 2022

Twisty Pisty 

The act of a woman giving a backwards hand-job to a male, while the pinky finger is two knuckles deep inside the penis hole.
Person 1: Fuck bro, my dick hole is so sore and swollen after last night..

Person 2: Oh man, did you pick up an STI?

Person 1: Nah, Sharon got carried away last night and gave me a Twisty Pisty.

Person 2: Worth it?

Person 1: Yea man, there's no better feeling than simultaneously bleeding and cumming at the same time.
Twisty Pisty by DYSMITH May 3, 2013
Someone who's actions are unpredictable and hazardous.
Danny: he said he loved me and now he's fucking some other guy
Jacq: Don't worry about him, you know he's a fucknut
fucknut by DannyS2 March 12, 2008
a bitch who cleans and cooks
mom by dave smitherson October 21, 2010
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